Aus dem Leben einer Wurstsemmel....

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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 10:58:03 hey cutie
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 10:58:20 hi
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 10:58:30 hey .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 10:58:51 i don't think so...
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 10:59:02 i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 10:59:43 i can't even remember to have you on my list so who the hell are you?
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 10:59:55 Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:00:36 Sorry I don't like females
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:00:47 I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:01:45 no.... see I'm female too
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:01:55 gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:02:01 no-.-
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:02:12 wanna play on cam?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:02:39 Why the fuck should I?-.- Hell this bot sucks-.-
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:02:49 not the last time i checked
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:03:23 O.o No details please-.-
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:03:32 http://xxxxxx click the gold 'Join Free' tab at the top of my profile.... ok, now fill out your profile info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:04:44 Thanks but I really don't want to see your body... guess you're not half as beautiful as men will imagine you are when texting you
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:04:55 yes im real
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:05:26 I don't care-.- I'm a girl-.- I like men not bitches-.-
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:05:37 make me your bitch
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:06:55 did you ever make an IQ Test? I guess U got almost 100 points... did you?
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:07:05 What i got is my webcam
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:07:18 poor girl
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:07:27 i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:08:24 Let me send you a dollar so you can effort to buy clothes
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:08:34 credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:09:54 So if you're not a bot then give me a good reason why a heterosexual women should be interested in your pussy...
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:10:05 bot? like a robot? lol
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:11:24 yaeh you know a programm designd to have a conversation leading the people to websites where they have to sign up or something to get their personal data
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:11:33 how are you
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:12:53 wow you're so smart I could talk to you all day XD oO( Still can't believe I'm wasting my time talking to a bot this long)
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:13:01 bot? like a robot? lol
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:15:25 now it's getting boring... So bye hope I'll never be seduced to waste my time talking to you again
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:15:35 Well if you must leave tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http:xxxxx click the Accept Invite button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
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7 L @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
7 11:16:20 allright never give up someday you'll be a real girl pinocchita
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8 CamGirl @ 07|01|2012 - Samstag ...
8 11:16:29 yes im real

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Userxyz
und wie gehts uns heute?

Salamibrot
ich denke mal ich lebeallerdings kann ich es nicht mir sicherheit sagen da ich keine medizinische ausbildung genossen habe und somit nicht berechtigt bin einen lebenden rechtswirksam von einem toten zu unterscheiden.

evtl bin ich also eigentlich tot und kann nur deswegen mails schreiben und auf der couch liegen weil ich nicht weiß das ich eigentlich schon tot bin. was mich widerum zu der frage führt ob ich dann ein zombie bin oder eher ein geist und werden alle ein geistzombiemonster bis sie wissen das sie tot sind oder gibt es auch leute die gleich sterben?

Userxyz
wo haste denn das her?

Salamibrot
aus meinem kopf... glaube ich... vielleicht hat es mir aber auch einer meiner toten geisterfreunde ins ohr geflüstert wärend ich dir geantwortet habe. können tote sprechen?

Userxyz
na dass die sprechen passiert eher nich^^

Salamibrot
hmmm wer flüstert mir dann sachen zu? gremlins? kobolde der weihnachtsmann oder ist es vl sogar eine verschwörung der illuminaten?

Userxyz
Keine Ahnung, ich kenn die nich persönlich

Salamibrot
hm na dann muss ich mich nun auf den weg machen das selbst heraus zu finden

Userxyz
was hast du denn jetzt schon wieder vor o.ô?

Salamibrot
ich such die illuminaten und laser ihnen den mund zu

Userxyz
äh..

Salamibrot
dann können sie nicht mehr flüstern